"Good. Most glowworms are alive. I will buy again," said one reviewer. The seller promises to reimburse you if your glowworms die in transit.
Apparently the genuine article. "I felt bad after smelling it," said one commenter. "I have bought this many times! The smell never changes," said another. Top marks for consistency.
Too shy to say "I love you?" Or just not the romantic type? This service has received excellent if rather telling reviews. "Very efficient," said one commenter, with the characteristic brevity of people availing themselves of this service.
In its busiest month, this made 1,031 sales, and for 20¢, why would you not give it a try? Judging by the photograph accompanying the link above, this guy has been spending a lot of time outside of his body.
Buying this 100-watt AC motor could arguably be seen as a cutting your nose to spite your face, unless you go and stay with a relative. Reviewers seemed happy enough, though.
6. Taylor Swift–Tom Hiddleston Love Insurance
Tragically, this post, like the ephemeral Hiddleswift itself, is no more, since the subculture of taking bets in the guise of "insurance" is actually illegal. Incidentally, there were so many buyers that the seller couldn't afford to pay out to his customers.
We can all agree that there's a name for people who flash their high beams into your rearview mirror, and it's not suitable for daytime TV. This sucker will light up like a couple of Weeping Angels in the face of your tail-gating nemesis, who will immediately soil himself or your money back. O.K., we made that last bit up.
If you think Rover is saying anything other than "Food food food cuddle cuddle cuddle walk walk walk," then this is for you.
It looks like a velvet cartoon pizza, but it will turn errant knees to jelly — and not in a nice way. "After kneeling for three minutes, he begged for forgiveness," says one reviewer.
Probably a great idea if you have purchased one or more of the above. Reviews are glowing: "Before charging my IQ, I could hardly remember my girlfriend’s name."
— With reporting by Yang Siqi and Zhang Chi / Beijing